The Internet is great because people from other countries can be all like “it’s Father’s Day” and you get all freaked out because you didn’t call your dad or anything but then it’s not actually Father’s Day so whatever
Just so everyone knows, if I used this blog to vent you’d be getting a lot of venting right now. But instead I have an amazing friend who listens to me and that is better than Tumblr, and would still be better than Tumblr even if Tumblr wasn’t terrible.
“I am Chinese man and very happy. We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for Chinese man. Ha Ha Ha. We make everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you are third world county like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha. We make friends with Muslims and will get more of the oil so you have little. Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.”—Chinese man (via n0ein)