Today I was sitting at my friend’s house watching some great South Park with some great people. It was the episode with the head lice; definitely one of the better episodes judging from what I’ve seen. Now, South Park isn’t widely regarded as a show for the thinker, but for a moment there it had me in deep thought. The humanity in these lice characters alongside the episode’s central theme of killing lice brought a question to mind: Do vegans kill their head lice?
Upon researching the subject intensively (a quick Google search), I found a good point for the pro-head lice murder argument.
Our immune system makes short work of viruses, bacteria, fungus and parasites nearly every moment your awake. It doesn’t matter what you do or do not eat, you come into contact with all of these things constantly and you kill them without even trying.
In conclusion, I don’t know much about veganism but people that are worried about killing parasites are stupid. Also, people that wonder about such dumb things are stupid as well, and I do not think I am at all ready for tertiary education.
I have the most awesome shorts by Volcom. Well, they’re pretty cool on the outside; black with stripes. But what really makes them awesome is the design on the inside. Seriously. I can’t even explain the awesomeness of what’s literally in my pants every time I wear these shorts, so I’m not even going to try. But it is amazing. The sad thing is, no one really gets to see the awesomeness that is the inside of those shorts except me, and my mum when she washes them. I’m actually kind of looking forward to the first time I have sex just so when my partner takes off my pants they will see it and finally someone else will be able to appreciate their true glory. Then again, my plan is to save sex for marriage so…